March 2012
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“The problem, often not discovered until late in life, is that when you look for...”
– Neil deGrasse Tyson (via joshishollywood)
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
Watchhelloopandee:
thefunpolice:
pastelterezi:
oh my god
cries
wat
Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
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Watchdjkai:
SNL Digital Short: “Dear Sister”
Definitely one of my favorite Digital Shorts.
tumbluser:
the next time you start to get angry about homestuck just remember that the main antagonists in the comic are
a space dog that is angry because he had to wear a hat he didn’t like
the betty crocker corporation
which is led by an evil immortal alien empress
a guy with a cue ball for a head
who turned into the gay baby of the incredible hulk and ghost rider
unfreshing:
so there’s this kid who’s in a wheelchair at my school and instead of using the special fancy handicap bathroom to pee he just rolls up to the urinals and then scoots back and whips out his dick and arches his pee into the toilet and i saw it today and literally ran out of the bathroom
dadfather:
Igneous rock, sedimentary rock, metamorphic rock, party rock
pyralspite:
when you peel the warning/barcode sticker off of something and it comes off alright for a second or two but rips at the halfway point and leaves just sticky paper that you cant really get off
lolinternets:
I’m allergic to effort
manwithpenis:
Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but...
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
thelegendofzelda:
“a turn based strategy game would probably make me really dizzy”
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally sets Internet Explorer as his default browser.
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wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
Watchpoofypants:
waves-of-pure-emotion:
keepcalmandmosh:
YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS
I just watched it 20 times omg.
HOW EVEN
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February 2012
mols:
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
me: puts tablet pen down for 2 seconds
tablet pen: runs away
tablet pen: disappears into sheets
tablet pen: vanishes to the himalayas
tablet pen: floats into the sky
tablet pen: flies into orbit
tablet pen: combusts never to be seen again
me: why